Not the brightest light in the string

This is our fifth Christmas in our house. Our fifth year of putting the Christmas tree up in the same corner of our living room. Our fifth year of incurring all manner of scrapes, scratches and bumps while crawling under the tree to plug or unplug the lights.

And our first year realizing that the light switch on the wall that we thought was so stupid because all it did was shut off the power to the corner outlet in the living room...would be perfect for turning on and off the Christmas tree lights.